5/01/2009

Car Wreck Perks

* chance to justify years of monthly payments
* annoying, minor ding in bumper from 6 months ago now moot, since bumper no longer exists
* chance to get some sun and stretch legs in the middle of morning commute
* complimentary premarital counseling from Tow Truck Driver
* interesting tour of body shop
* free coffee and hourly CNN swine flu updates at insurance office
* $500 car wash!