Dear Universe

• Why doesn't Gmail have a Blogger menu tab?
  
• Why must I always log in here?
• Why are otherwise perfectly nice neighbors passive-aggressive, thieving, selfish assholes in the laundry room?
• Why won't my computer connect to the internet on the PC side?
• No, it's not set with a static IP
• Why won't my Gmail video chat work with sound on the Mac side?
• Why does the troubleshooting button even exist?
• Has it ever helped anyone, ever?
• Am I an alcoholic?
• Why am I still online when it's such a gorgeous day out and I have 17 errands to run?
• Why, at age 33, can't I notice by now when I have PMS or low blood sugar?
• Where the fuck is my Bluetooth?
• How come Napster got rid of Death by Sexy?
  
• Why did I rent There Will Be Blood?
• Where is the box of calendars that was supposed to arrive 2 days ago?