Professional Life

My nice, gentle, sweet co-worker passed away last night from cancer, and rather than have the office pariah rummaging through his desk, I've insisted that I be the one to clean it out tonight.

This has gotten me thinking about the time when something will happen to me.... I don't want that fat idiot coming around with a box to fill with my:

• bag of croutons, 1/2 full
• 2 skeins of yarn
• 1 pair steel knitting needles
• 1 jar baby food (stage 2, bananas)
• 1 bag sprouted sunflower seeds, 6/8 full
• 1 canister CHAMPION raisins, red, 3/4 gone
• 1 can Trader Joe's Organic vegan black bean soup
• 1 box Near East cous-cous, plain
  
• wacom mouse
  
• medicine pouch containing
  

• vitamin c drops
  
• halls cough drops (honey-lemon)
• Hyland's homeopathic pulsatilla cold tablets
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• small bottle of hand sanitzer, 3/4 gone
• 4 pads post-its (large, multi-color)
• stapler, tape dispenser, staple-puller
• scissors, ruler, rubber-band ball, paper clips
  
• DVX of BSG season 4.5
  
• USB cord
• hoarded Splenda packets (3)

If anyone wants the job, please let me know, so I can exit my Professional Life with some dignity.